Santa FartyPants

Oh no! It’s a Christmas disaster! Santa’s sleigh has crashed and he’s only just started making his rounds. How on Earth will he be finished in time? Hang on – Santa knows that kids hate sprouts - but he loves them. In fact, if he eats enough of the food being thrown out of the windows, he can power up his methane gas converter attached to his ample derriere and fly up to the chimneys to deliver those presents! But watch out for those psychotic evil snowmen? They're out to rid you of your gas and stop you delivering your presents.